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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Do you like high heels?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?