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14.06.2025 00:11

Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..